Thursday, November 25, 2010

What the Fuck?: The Smurfs

The Smurfs

Is Columbia Pictures serious.  Why in the hell would anyone want this?  Let's be honest about something here,  this was a shitty cartoon.  Don't believe me?  Watch it again.  It's garbage.  The animation is lame, the plots stupid and don't even get me started on how a feisty outdoor cat couldn't round up a bunch of these blue turds for lunch.  Also, the surest way for me not to want to have anything to do with your movie is to blast a one hit wonder rap song that's been dead for twenty fucking years.  Hey, Columbia Pictures, 1991 one called to remind you of the last time anyone wanted to hear Wild Thing by Tone Loc.  This is bullshit.

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