Have you ever seen that Sprite commercial at the beginning of a movie before the trailers come on? The one where there is a table full of ethnically diverse, supposed screen writers having a tough time coming up with some sort of script while sitting on the back lot of some giant film studio? The Asian guy takes a drink of Sprite and envisions a bunch of people flying through the air, a cheerleader, some other people, and they're just yelling or firing guns or some shit, you can't really tell what's happening because it's just aggressive noise and you were trying to read a book before the movie started, but, anyway, they're free falling, there's all kind of noise, they're yelling or someone is yelling and maybe something is transforming into something else even more annoying than it already was and they collide and turn into Sprite just before impact. It's supposed to be some kind of big finale and the Asian guy is like, "Hey guys listen to this." as if all of those images we were just subjected to will form the basis of the movie that he is going to write because Sprite told him to. Have you ever seen that commercial? I hope so. And I hope you were intrigued because they made that movie. And it is called Sucker Punch. It was horrible.
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